After a good night’s sleep to properly ready myself, here is @jamesmoran’s
chicken standing over an egg it has just laid, which has smashed in half on the floor, muttering “cocking fuckbiscuits”. It should be looking at the smashed egg with an expression of frustration, yet resignation.
A gazelle saying “flaps” (that’s the sort of thing they say, you know) for @juliemetcalfe
A shark saying knickers for @CyranDorman!
An echidna saying crikey fuck for @mymuses
(my favourite swear of the evening so far!)
Binturong saying bastard for @justkristin!
“Gimme a U for Unicorn! Gimme a W for Whore! What have you got? Sweary-Mythical-Uke-Beast!!”
Yeah! Whorey Unicorn for @grizzlefur!
White Trash Raccoon calling someone “sun’bitch” like a hick may do, for the delectably dapper @undead8bit
First Sweary Animal of the evening! Suggested by the chaps at the party internet themselves, and delivered via the lovely @neilhimself:
A pig (piggier) and a crab (crabbish) saying Bollocks & Arse (helpful suggestion by @grizzlefur).
Good day to you!
Here is a Tumblr just for my sweary animals! Sweary animals are the most popular of all the things I draw. You request the animal, and you specify the swear & I will combine the two using the magic of pen & speech bubble.
I am a sturdy girl, and not easily shocked by swears. Don’t be afraid.
The very first sweary animals I put up here will be ones drawn on request during Amanda Palmer’s Party On The Internet online broadcast shennanigans fest to celebrate the release of her Ukulele Head (“Amanda Palmer Performs The Popular Hits Of Radiohead on her Magical Ukulele”) album.
Because it’s nice to begin with something special.
Away we go!
